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Christmas Wish List

Three things I want made but don’t have to know-how to make myself:

  • An interactive computer/video application whereby I can explore the works/worlds of famous writers. Just like you can walk around Hogwarts Castle in the Harry Potter video games, I want to be Stephen Dedalus or Leopold Bloom walking around James Joyce’s Dublin in Ulysses. Or be one of Faulkner’s crazy characters living in his fictional county of Yoknapatawpha, Mississippi. Someone needs to bring to an interactive game the fictional worlds of Dickens, Dostoyevksy, Tolstoy, and the Flann’s (O’Brien and O’Connor). I don’t want their works cheapened. I want them to be known by those who wouldn’t necessarily read them otherwise. I want to elevate my understanding and experience of the great works of literature. Surely the technology exists. Surely this could be a great educational tool.
  • An postcolonial video game. You choose any time from the 16th century up to the mid-twentieth century. Then choose which colonized/oppressed people group you’d like to represent: a Cherokee on the Trail of Tears in 1838, a member of a tribe in sub-Saharan Africa as the British and the Dutch and everyone else are carving up your “Dark Continent,” an Irishman or woman during the Easter uprising in 1916, a Hungarian revolutionary in 1956 Budapest, a Jew or Christian during Roman rule in the first century A.D., a black man or woman in 1963 Alabama, an Iraqi in 1989, an Iraqi in 2005. Do you have what it takes to rewrite history, to throw off the weight of the oppressor? Will you choose violence? Or non-violence?
  • Famous assassination action figures. Like G.I. Joe figurines and their accompanying plastic bases and jeeps and guns, I want a figurine kit for historic assassinations. For Kennedy’s, you’d have a scaled-down recreation of Dealey Plaza and Elm Street and the Texas School Book Depository. You’d have the whole presidential motorcade, complete with JFK, Jacqueline, Connally, and Oswald action figures. But you’d also have some wild card figurines, gentlemen of questionable intent whom you could place on the grassy knoll or wherever you think the shots could have been fired from. You could mock up the assassinations of MLK, RFK, Julius Caesar, and the Archduke Franz Ferdinand. Think of all the educational possibilities.

Filed under: Books, Games, James Joyce, Politics, writing

Quicksilver

I think this clip from Quicksilver (1986) speaks for itself…

Filed under: Cycling, Movies

Having some make-believe

Ellaiden has been mesmerized by Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood the past couple of days. From 6:30am to 7am, she sits on her little plastic stool in front of the TV, neck craned upward, as the softly spoken lilt of Fred and friends fills the den with an endearing sort of shmarm. Cheesy or not, I still enact the Fred Rogerian ritual of hanging up my clothes when I get home and putting on my slippers and a cardigan. I don’t have a cardigan actually. And it’s rarely cold enough in our home or city for one to be needed. But if it was cold enough… And I can’t find my slippers right now. Alas…

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This morning as I was French pressing me some Turkish brew for the day, I overheard Fred say to the camera, segueing from his talk with the delivery man Mr. McFreely to the world of King Friday, “Let’s have some make-believe.” And then the train whistled in and Ellaiden was taken into the land of Make Believe, the magical land of low-tech puppetry that somehow captures my daughter’s attention better than the latest Elmo dvd.

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Check it though. Have some make-believe? This phrasing, this usage of the verb have, quite rocks, Fred. Like make-believe is something edible. Let’s have some popcorn during the movie. Let’s have some make-believe with our cereal.

Fred, you rock, proper. On this day of celebrating all the saints, I send up a prayer of thanks for you and your sweater and your sneakers and your shmarminess and your commitment to teaching children and your desire for peace and your magical ability to keep my daughter occupied in the mornings so I can get ready for work.

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Filed under: Current Affairs, Television